What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Anti Joke

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