- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Seven

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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