Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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