- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

joke under this line wins _________________________

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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