Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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