An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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William wright is Gay

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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