- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm HIV positive.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Velcro. What a rip off.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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