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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Hail Hitler

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

whos district champs not JM

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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