Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

i hate non minorities!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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