- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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