Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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