Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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