- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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