- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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