What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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National security?

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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