- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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