- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Robin, get in the car, please.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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