Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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whats my name? Matt

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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