What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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7+5=12

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Everybody will die

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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