Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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