- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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