- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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