- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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