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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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