- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Prostitution is bad.......

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Im gay What about you

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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