- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

mexicans fishing

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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