- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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