How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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baloney sandwich

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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