- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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