What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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