Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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The game.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Anti Joke

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