A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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