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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What? Yes.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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