- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Corn Muffins

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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