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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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