An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

thumb_up thumb_down +15

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

feminism

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I like touching my boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

thumb_up thumb_down +15

kennah campion when she talks

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops