Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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when debbie meets downer

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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penis

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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