- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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