What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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