how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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