- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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