- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mam is so fat.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What's big and purple? Barney

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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