why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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