- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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