- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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