- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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