- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Then none of us want to be right.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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