Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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