I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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