What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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