- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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