- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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