- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

mexicans fishing

Who invented apple? God

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Asian women drivers...

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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