- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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