- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!