- Anti Joke

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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