- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Chris is hairy

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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