what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

women's rights

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

 

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

hi penis ham telephone

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Bark I'm a tree

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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