- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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