Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Good job, son.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Anti Joke

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