- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Apple juice.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

what is the color of a burp burple

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Your life

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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