- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

This is a joke.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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