- Anti Joke

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Everybody will die

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Everybody will die

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)