What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Llamaworm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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