Llamaworm

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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baloney sandwich

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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