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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

The holocaust

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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