nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Terraria

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This sentence is a lie.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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