KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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