- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

My parents died!

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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